Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Some Follow-Up Debate Points

Romney: 3 points for saying disaster relief is immoral
Gingrich: 10 points for calling for Communist-like investigations of Muslims
Santorum: 3 points for criminalizing any and all abortions

Nick (Palin) 34
Greg (Ron Paul) 33
Rob (Gingrich) 31
Zivic (Pawlenty) 30
Kaitlin (Santorum) 30
Mandy (Bachmann) 14
Meg (Trump) 10
Chris (Huckabee) 10
Matt (Rand Paul) 10
Bernie (Romney) 3
Luke (Huntsman) 2

Monday, June 13, 2011

Debate Full of Analogies But Lacking In Points

Several candidates kicked the can by throwing it under the bus after shoving it down the bus driver's throats, but only two candidates scored points tonight.

Rick Santorum: 1 point for unions, 2 points for Medicare privatization, 3 points for rationing.

Tim Pawlenty: four points for Medicare and Medicaid privatization.

We await the poll winners.

Nick (Palin) 34
Greg (Ron Paul) 33
Zivic (Pawlenty) 30
Kaitlin (Santorum) 27
Rob (Gingrich) 21
Mandy (Bachmann) 14
Meg (Trump) 10
Chris (Huckabee) 10
Matt (Rand Paul) 10
Luke (Huntsman) 2
Bernie (Romney) 0
Well. Got a little behind on this, but I have a full recap from the last week.

Sarah Palin earns five points for her ridiculous defense of her Paul Revere comments.

Tim Pawlenty earns 12 points for claiming that Medicare, Social Security and Medicaid should end with his "Google test" remark. He also earns two points for claiming that his gigantic tax cuts can increase government revenue by 5 percent annually, an achievement only ever attained with tax increases.

Rick Santorum earns three points for claiming he would seek to criminalize any and all abortions.

Nick (Palin) 34
Greg (Ron Paul) 33
Zivic (Pawlenty) 26
Rob (Gingrich) 21
Kaitlin (Santorum) 21
Mandy (Bachmann) 14
Meg (Trump) 10
Chris (Huckabee) 10
Matt (Rand Paul) 10
Luke (Huntsman) 2
Bernie (Romney) 0

Friday, June 3, 2011

Palin: Revere Warned the British

Palin earns two points for this nonsensical statement.

Greg (Ron Paul) 33
Nick (Palin) 29
Rob (Gingrich) 21
Kaitlin (Santorum) 18
Mandy (Bachmann) 14
Zivic (Pawlenty) 12
Meg (Trump) 10
Chris (Huckabee) 10
Matt (Rand Paul) 10
Luke (Huntsman) 2
Bernie (Romney) 0